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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:53 am 
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So really long story short - I meet a girl at a wine bar in Grand Rapids last night. And she insists on me trying sushi, and I'm hesitant b/c I had never had it before. The first appetizer is a sushi tuna roll. Awesome - I can handle that. Not bad - actually kind of really good. But the raw tuna is like the size of a peanut. So she orders a Tuna Poke for her entree, and insists I try this also. This is about a good size cube of seasoned raw tuna which I'm now not liking so much trying to chew and figure out what is going on. I take a swig of my Ferrari-Carano Cabernet red wine to try and wash it down - and somehow, some fucking smooth ass way - the sushi mixed with the red wine set off my inability to control muscles and I spit it all over her. I'm talking ALL over her... I froze for about 10 mins. I was mortified that I had just met this girl about an hour ago, and I just spit red wine on her. SHE starts laughing and can't stop for the next time mins, while I'm trying to figure out do I leave now, or does she, why is she not hitting me or throwing something at me. Turns out - she was so cool about it and the first thing she says "That's one way to get me to take my shirt off for you"

You don't believe me - well here is your proof. And it was A LOT worse than this pic shows.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:02 pm 
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Weird strategy.

And you missed the most important, did you manage to get that shirt off ? (PS: No point answering that btw, just a joke)


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Haha yah I took her back to her place where she changed, and threw the shirt at me like Mean Joe Green and said you keep it as a souvenir.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:17 pm 
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wheres a pic of her face? we all know she was nasty!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:20 pm 
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Airforce1 wrote:
wheres a pic of her face? we all know she was nasty!



what he said


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:48 pm 
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the_latex_fist wrote:
Airforce1 wrote:
wheres a pic of her face? we all know she was nasty!



what he said



Pft - right...


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:30 pm 
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in the butt baby! nice work todd


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:11 pm 
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Just wanted to add a little something else I just found out... she has more than 1 piercing that is not in the ears... ;) zoinks!

Dude you know how I roll fisty - I need to write a book or something.

Hey March 26th I'll be in Det. Staying at the Hilton Garden in by the Macnamara airport - lets go out. I'm going to cancun the next morning.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:03 am 
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HELLS yeah lets do it up! thats right after my birthday the 24th. Are you in just for the one night?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:49 am 
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How about the MGM casino? or the Motorcity Casino - I've not been to either.

The pistons also have a home game against the lakers..?

Wings don't have a game until friday

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Actually I think the pistons / lakers game sounds good - tickets are as cheap as $15
http://www.stubhub.com/detroit-pistons-tickets/pistons-vs-lakers-3-26-2009-691159/

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